An odd question I was asked today…
If your food supplies are dipleted and you can’t manage to provide for your family, is it ethical to eat your house if it’s made out of gingerbead?
Let me know if that makes any sense. Personally, I can’t imagine ANYONE in this country eating their house. It lacks common sense, after all.
Barbie in the Nutcracker- Official Still
Barbie in the Nutcracker- Clara
Barbie in the Nutcracker
Reblog if you want to recieve tons of random messages in your box
(Source: shut-up-snoops)
Put a “Dear _____” and I will write a short letter to them.
ADDED INCENTIVE: I HAVE BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO A TEENAGER SO THIS SHOULD BE EXTRA FUN.
Smashing idea! I used to write to mumsy all the time!
…This will be weird.
Spiffing idea.
(Source: racheltheassassin)
Yesterday at lunch, talking with my father
- Me: I was watching Barbie in The Nutcracker...
- My dad: Oh, I liked that one.
- Me: You did?!?
- My dad: Yes, there was... what was his name? Colonel... Mint...?
- Me: It's Major Mint!
- My dad: Yes, him.. right.
- Me: There were two: Major Mint and Captain Candy.
- My father: Anyways, I liked that movie.
Thought my dash could use some more Major Mint.
CAPTAIN CAAAANDY, YOU ARE FORGETTING THAT I AM YOUR SUPERIOR.
WELL, DON’T BLAME ME FOR YOUR SLOPPY FOOTWORK AND GENERAL CLUMSINESS!
Why is everyone quoting me? YOU LACK THE AUTHORITY!!!
Oh no, Major Mint is displeased
Yes. I am displeased. Only one person has the authority to quote me, and that is myself.
(OOC: Isn’t that a screenshot I took? Good to see it being put to good use.)
Happy New Year, Everyone!
I hope we’ve all got a productive year ahead of us. My new years’ resolutions are as follows:
- Make sure my army’s in tip-top shape
- Prevent any more takeover attempts. One tyrant was quite enough
- Make sure our new King does a far superior job of ruling the country than he did when he was a prince
- Devote more time to my career (everyone keeps telling me this resolution is unnecessary. Pah! Devotion to your duty is always necessary!)
- Spend more time with my son so he doesn’t grow up to be a sissy
I’ve been talking to my friends and associates, and according to them, that list should include:
- Socialize with other people more often
- Talk about something besides the army
- Spend more time with my family simply because I want to
- Be more patient and understanding
But they seem unnecessary, if you ask me.
